IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

I GOT MARRIED IN THIS. I GOT IT FROM MANILA.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH... YES.

I'LL TAKE IT.

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

CAN YOU SMELL MY BREATH?

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

QUITE ATTRACTIVE. PUT THAT DOWN AS A PLUS POINT.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

NICE ROOM.

"I'LL HAVE TO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS."

(MOBILE RINGS)

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I AM
THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR OF BBC TELEVISION.