YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

BIT OF A REBEL.

WHO IS AS DILIGENT AND HARD-WORKING A CREATURE
AS EVER GRACED THIS WORLD WE CALL...

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

- AND I HAVEN'T LIKED A SINGLE ONE.
- TONY, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

KING ROAD.

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

- WHY? WERE THEY NOT VERY GOOD?
- NO, THEY WERE GREAT.

(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.