- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

NO. I'M FINE, THANKS. I'LL JUST CHECK ON MICHAEL.

WE MUST TALK.
I'VE DONE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK IN THAT FIELD.

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

- NO. YOU PULL YOUR FOOT OFF.
- MINE'S NOT ON THE SPIKE!

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.