AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

YES.

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

- WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEERS.

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF AN EAST END GANGSTER.
IT'S CALLED "BAD SLAGS". AMAZING STUFF.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

YOU GET ALL THESE WINE PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
WINE THIS, WINE THAT.

WHOA! WHICH ARE
THE LESS IMPORTANT BOND FILMS, LYNN?

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?

# THE SPIDER'S TOUCH

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,