NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO SAY?!

- IT'S AWFUL.
- I LIKE THEM.

COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?

OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT BALLPARK.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER?
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

- ALL RIGHT?
- HELLO.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?