I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

(HE LAUGHS)

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ROBERT A BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE.

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.

CAN I JUST EXPLAIN?
I WAS TYING TO ACCESS "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

# OH, IT GETS DARK, IT GETS LONELY... #

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

TEN... KING ROAD IN IPSWICH.

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.

- I LIKE YOUR THONG.
- IT'S VULCANISED RUBBER

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

# DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH,
IN HEAVEN THE BELLS ARE RINGING