ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

A QUICK TIP, SOPHIE.
IF YOU DO AN AFTER-DINNER SPEECH,

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

- CHEERS.
- I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

- DO YOU NEED ME THERE?
- I DON'T NEED YOU. I'D LIKE YOU THERE.

THIS IS DAVID COPPERFIELD.

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

- YOU ALL RIGHT, LYNN?
- LYNN DOESN'T LIKE THE OLD WATERSPORTS.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ YOUR "DAILY EXPRESS".

CAN I COME IN?

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY?

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.