YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.
- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.
BUT MY NOSTRILS WERE CLEAR.
# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS
- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY HAD MICROWAVES
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?
IT'S NOT HARDCORE SUPER SEX.
- I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS.
- RIGHT.
I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!
- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
LYNN! LYNN!
- SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN.
- MY GRANDFATHER WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR.
WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.
UM, ONE LAST THING.
WHAT TIME DO YOU KNOCK OFF?
I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?
I WANT IT ON THIS.
- THAT'S WHY YOU WATCHED IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES?
- YES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FILM.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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