IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

BASH YOUR ARSE!

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO COME, ALAN?
- NO, THANKS, LYNN.

YOU PEOPLE!

BEAR WITH ME.

PROBABLY SURVIVE A COUPLE OF BREAK-INS
BEFORE IT STARTED TO FALL APART.

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS NOW,
SUE COOK HAS PULLED OUT.

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

COME ON, IT'S ONLY A BIT OF CHOCOLATE!

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE