THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

OH, LET'S FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS!

- OH, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- I'M SORRY.

ACTUALLY, HE LIVES IN THE AREA.
I COULD HAVE HAD HIM OVER.

- AYE.
- TASTES LIKE FIZZY BENYLIN.

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

THREE. NO, NO... FOUR. IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

NO. I MEAN YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

- GET READY FOR THE TAX PEOPLE.
- CHILL OUT, BABE...LOVE...LYNN.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT THAT LATER...TO FINISH.

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

WE HAD TO DO TARGET IDENTIFICATION.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

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