THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

RIGHT.

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

- IT'S EMPTY.
- WHAT?

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

HE'S REVAMPED NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

YEAH.

FRANK SPENCER,

NO. I MEAN YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?

HE COMES OUT, "NOT MY TRIUMPH STAG!
I'VE JUST HAD IT RESPRAYED!"

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

OH, GOD, YEAH.