SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

- DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
- NO, THANKS.

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

- THAT'S WHY YOU WATCHED IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES?
- YES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FILM.

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

YEAH, ALAN, I'D LIKE THAT, YEAH.

- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- A DISASTER. I DON'T WANT MY FACE ON THIS!

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

I'D BEEN ASLEEP FOR EIGHT HOURS LIKE THAT.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

3.35, "THUNDERBALL". DUMP. QUESTION MARK.

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?