I'LL TAKE IT.

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

THIS BOOK IS A TOP BUSINESS AID.

SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.

THREE WORDS.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.