- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

HELLO.

- HELLO, MICHAEL.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

THE NOISE THE DOOR MAKES...
(PING!)

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!

- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.