MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

I'M GOING.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

DAN!

I WANT A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT AT THE BBC
TO MAKE TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

KOI CARP IN THERE AT

ALRIGHT?

RIGHT. OK. I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.

BUT TODAY IS ALSO ABOUT FUN.

TO THE PETROL STATION.

DON'T CRUSH THEM, LYNN!

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

SO DRAW, HOLD, FIX AND FIRE
AND THEN MOVE AND FIRE

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.