- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

YEAH. I GOT MY HEAD DOWN ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GO AND GET SOME CHAMPAGNE, SHALL I?

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.