(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

THANK YOU.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

I'D LIKE TO FLY A HELICOPTER AROUND NORFOLK.

THIS GUY GOT THE LAB ASSISTANT PREGNANT.
HE NEVER SEES THE KID.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

THIS IS HOT CHOCOLATE, "IT STARTED WITH A KISS".

- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.

I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.

COME BACK! I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF!

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

THIS IS THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLACE.
WELL, HE'S THE WORK GEORDIE.

A LIE IS A LIE.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.