DIFFICULT ONE TO FIGURE OUT, THAT.
BUT THEY'RE JUST DEAF,

YES. THE BEING EARLY TRICK. MIND GAMES.

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

YES. THAT'S FOR HYGIENE REASONS.
IT LETS THE BUTTOCKS BREATHE.

- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEAVE,
THEN NOW'S THE TIME.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?

- HOW DO YOU DO?
- THIS IS MICHAEL.

- ISN'T THAT "THUNDERBALL"?
- NO! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH SHE'S GOT?

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"