A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

IT'S A LIFESAVER, YOU KNOW.
I'D EFFECTIVELY BE DISABLED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE.

- IT'S AN ALIEN JUDGE.
- GOLLY.

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE EROTIC.

(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

- IF THAT'LL HELP THINGS.
- YES, YES.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.