IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

BIG BIRD.

LET'S GET BACK TO "COCK-A-DOODLE WHO".

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.

(LAUGHS)

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?