THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

- DID YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVED IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECRUIT ME?

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

SPLASH DOWN!

- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.

- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

- ALL RIGHT, LADS?
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN.

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.

THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.