# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET
I CAN'T BREATHE.
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN?
- ALL RIGHT...
I'D LIKE TO FLY A HELICOPTER AROUND NORFOLK.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- HOW MANY COWS HAVE YOU GOT?
IT'S MINE.
HE DRINKS THAT YELLOW STUFF IN TINS. HE'S AN IDIOT!
- NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS A BADGER.
- YOU HAVE TO CONTROL THEM. THEY'VE GOT TB.
SO THEY CAN ONLY BE IDENTIFIED
BY REFERENCE TO THEIR DENTAL RECORDS?
THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.
- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.
OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".
- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.
JOIN IN, THEN.
I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!
(GARGLING NOISE)
I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE HAIR,
I THINK WE'LL BE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS,
# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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