- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

-..AND WHO LEFT THIS COFFEE CUP HERE?
- SORRY, I MEANT TO CLEAN IT LAST NIGHT.

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

- ACTUALLY, BILL, SPARKLING WINE'LL BE FINE.
- WHATEVER.

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

WOULD NOT RENDER HER PLEASURABLE TO MINE EYE.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

SO HOW'S IT HANGING? YES, I DRESS ON THE LEFT TOO!

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

HALF AND HALF.

..HAS GOT SOME RUDE GRAFFITI ON...

ALTHOUGH YOU SWEATED, YOU DIDN'T SMELL.
THAT WAS ANOTHER TEACHER - KACKY RAPHAEL.

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.