I CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY DAY FOR TEN YEARS.

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

WHY DON'T I BOOK IT NOW
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS CANCEL LATER.

- ALL RIGHT, CHRIS!
- HELLO, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D MOVED IN.

YES, I KNOW. IT'S JUST A JOKE.

THAT'S NOT TOAST. THAT'S HOT, FLOPPY BREAD.

THAT WAS A COMPANY WHICH WE SET UP. WE LOOKED
INTO ITS OPERATION AND CLOSED IT DOWN AGAIN.

OH! SORRY!

- THAT'S THE WORK SURFACE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
- LYNN, YOUR BAILEY'S.

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.

BILL.

- NO, IT'S FINE.
- DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?

- I LOVE THE BEATLES.
- YEAH. SO DO I.

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.

- THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF BONO?
- STILL ON THAT?

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

DAN!

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.