I'LL PUT YOU IN THIS ROOM AND GET THE KIDS.

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

SEE YOU LATER.

- I'D LOVE TO.
- GUESS WHERE HE LIVES.

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

THIS COUNTY!

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

YES. I'M CONVINCED HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

- WHO WERE PLAYING?
- WE WERE.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS YOU'VE PUT IN THEM,
AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

- I'LL HAVE TO GET IT.
- HELLO?

- IT'S A BIT MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.
- IT'S CALLED "TITSNADE ZOO".

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

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