- GO ON.
- SHE WAS ALL OVER US.

L WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU EARN
THE RIGHT TO GO SWANNING OFF ON THESE LUDICROUS...

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

UH?

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

- URRRGH!
- AAGH!

# THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
IS KEEPING ALL MY SECRETS SAFE TONIGHT... #

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

GOOD EVENING, ALAN. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

- PUMP NUMBER THREE.
- GOOD PUMP.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.