I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

HE'S IN THE THIRD BATTALION, THIS LAD
BUT HE'S RIGHT MEAN, OK?

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

- BLOW HIM TO BITS.
- I KNOW THE FEELING.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

- SHALL WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?
- NEVER MIND THAT.

YEAH, OK. HELP YOURSELF
TO A HONEYCOMB YORKIE FOR THE GLOVEBOX.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

MINOR CRITICISM. MORE DISTANCE
BETWEEN THE EGGS AND THE BEANS.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

THE CRITICISM BOUNCED OFF HIM LIKE WATER OFF...

- A LOT OF THEM'S FROM BROKEN HOMES.
- I'M SORRY, THAT WAS JUST A NOISE.

HE MEANS HIS COCK!