I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!

(APPLAUSE)

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIT?

(PHONE RINGS)

I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

I'M HOPING TO GET MY GRADE FOUR THIS WEEKEND.

- SO MANY BRAVE PEOPLE HERE TODAY.
- SO RUDDY BLOODY BRAVE.

IT'S 7 A.M. AND WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW
LINED UP FOR YOU...

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

BIT OF A MAVERICK, NOT AFRAID
TO BREAK THE LAW IF HE THINKS IT'S NECESSARY.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.