(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

COMPLETELY WIPED OUT.

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

"I'LL HAVE TO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS."

PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.

DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY