THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CARD.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

LOOK, SONJA.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE, PUTTING IT ON MY HEAD,

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

MASSIVE, IT IS.

- DID THE AERIAL COME DOWN WITH HIM?
- YES, IT DID.

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

NO. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK IMPORTANT

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

THE MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE BLACK GRANITE
WORK SURFACES, THE BRASS DIMMER SWITCHES