- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

"..I TOOK DRUGS."

OH, MY GOD!

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ROBERT A BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE.

ANYWAY, I GOT THE HAMILTON'S JOB.

I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

(IMPERSONATING ALAN)
MORNING, SUSAN. AH-A!

THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

# JET... #

WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".