WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

BANG!

WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES ON THE BANQUETTE.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

DID THEY SAY YOU HAVE
TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ON THE SHOOT?

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T REPAY A LOAN
AT AN UNCOMPETITIVE RATE OF INTEREST.

- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

AND THEN THE MAN JUST WENT!

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.