I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

- ALAN, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- RIGHT. YOU GO ON UP, LYNN.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS OVER THE BELT LINE.

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

THEY'RE ALIVE, HE SAYS... I'M NOT READING THIS.

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

AAGH!

- FARFALLE.
- YEAH, THAT WITH ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

MY DRUG OF CHOICE BECAME KETAMINE,
WHICH IS A HORSE TRANQUILLISER.

THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

..PREMEDITATED HOMICIDE OF A MOUSE,

SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.