ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

- HOW'S THE EDGE?
- THE EDGE IS FINE.

YEAH. I GOT MY HEAD DOWN ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE CHEERFUL CONSIDERING
IT'S THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH.

BECAUSE A SPINAL COLUMN WOULD FIT IN A BAGUETTE.

I'M BEING BAWDY, LYNN. ENJOY IT.

PARDON? NO. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

AT LEAST WHEN THEY EXPERIMENT ON THEM,
THEY GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,

WHY?

I'M STILL AT THE OLD SCHOOL
BUT I'M THE HEADMASTER NOW.

- HOW MUCH IS THAT?
- THAT'LL BE

THAT'S ONE OF THOSE '80S ONES.
BLACK GRANITE. IT'S A WASTE, REALLY.

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.