# TO PAINT HIS MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTICK CATS AND DOGS #

- "A PARTRIDGE AMONGST THE PIGEONS."
- WHAT'S THAT?

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

IMAGINE DREAMING ABOUT THAT AND WAKING UP
SCREAMING, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

MR T OSSER. THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

THEN YOU WOULD HAVE GOT
YOUR HEAD DOWN ABOUT MIDNIGHT?

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

GET SOME WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID.

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

NO WAY, YOU BIG SPASTIC! YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

..AND THEN TO YOUR RECOVERY, IN A VERY UPBEAT WAY.

- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

EXCELLENT. LET'S GO TO THE GRAVEYARD.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.