..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

(WOMAN CHEER)

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

- WHEN'S LYNN GETTING BAPTISED, THEN?
- SPLASHDOWN IS 1500 HOURS ON SUNDAY.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

THAT'S IT. AND TO LYNN.

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING FICTIONAL LISTENERS.

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

HE'S A MENTALIST!

REALLY? WE MUST TALK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.