THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

NERYS. SO I KNOW YOUR NAME NOW.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?

- I'LL GO.
- ALAN!

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. YOUR CAREER.

THAT WAS A COMPANY WHICH WE SET UP. WE LOOKED
INTO ITS OPERATION AND CLOSED IT DOWN AGAIN.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE, DO L? BIG BALLS!

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.