I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

DO YOU FANCY BEING MY CO-EATER LADY?

(COW MOOING)

I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF SICK.

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

- WHERE'S SHE GONE?
- SHE DROVE OFF.

OH, GREAT.

SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.

# HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

- CAN YOU FINGERPRINT A SAUSAGE?
- EH, WELL, I SUPPOSE TECHNICALLY YOU COULD.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES