WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

- CHAP OF ABOUT SIX.
- RIGHT, SIR.

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

LYNN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

AND MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE.

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF...

BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

- NO.
- GOOD.

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

- ALL RIGHT?
- JOHN.

AND YOU PRESS A BUTTON,
YOU HEAR ALL THE SLAVES GOING, "WOOOH", LIKE THAT,

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.