CHECK OUT IS TWELVE NOON TOMORROW!

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

A GIANT MICROWAVE
AND YOU CAN JUST POP A WITCH IN IT. HORRIFIC!

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING ROUND A SCHOOL?

(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?

- SKIPJACK SONJA IN BRINE.
- AND I CAN VISIT WHENEVER I WANT?

SWOOP OVER A FIELD,
SCARE A DONKEY SO IT FALLS INTO A RIVER.

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

(MUSIC STOPS)

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".