HE'S FED UP - NOT BECAUSE HE CAN'T
SEE HIS REFLECTION, BUT BECAUSE HE CAN!

DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

- WHY?
- HE WAS DEPRESSED.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

IT REMINDS ME WHEN WE CAMOUFLAGED OURSELVES
BECAUSE WE WERE DOING JUNGLE EXERCISES...

KATE FITZGERALD'S BOOK, "SOMEONE ELSE",
CHARTS A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY

JUST MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW INFECTED CATTLE
FEED CAN ATTACK THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

- BYE.
- BYE.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO "LORD HOUSE"

OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.

- IT'S A SMALL "H".
- NO, MAN. YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE.

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.