YOU'RE MY PA AND YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO A RELIGIOUS WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION.

COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

ALAN?

A DAY UPON WHICH MR AL CAPONE

THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT IS ON PLATFORM FOUR.

I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.

SONJA, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

WHERE WE CAN BUY ANYTHING FROM PLIMSOLLS
TO POSTERS OF FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD STARS,

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

(THEY HONK)

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

- DO YOU WANT A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?
- DO YOU THINK WE COULD SEE YOU?

IT TAPERS. IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE'S HEAD.