NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

SIT THERE. SIT THERE.

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.

YOU WORK IN A PETROL STATION. IT'S NOT THE GUIF WAR.

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO WATCH
"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

..ABOUT 3OO.

WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, LYNN?