CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

WASN'T PLEASANT.

WE'LL SET UP A SIGNAL. IF YOU SEE KETCHUP
IN THE WINDOW, IT MEANS, "LET'S MAKE LOVE."

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

NOT A DUCK'S BACK
BECAUSE HE HADN'T INVENTED DUCKS.

WE DIDN'T SEE EYE TO EYE.
THERE WAS BAD BLOOD...

"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

BOUNCED...BOUNCING...

- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

I TOLD TOMEK TO PUT HIS COFFEE SHOP
UP INSIDE HIS ASS.

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