- AND LEAVE IT ON THE SPIKE?
- PULL IT OFF THE SPIKE.

OH, MY GOD!

HE'S AN EVIL IDIOT.

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.

I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.

AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

FOOT'S COME OUT OF MY SHOE.
THAT'S NOT GOING BACK IN.

DO I? PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FEEDING BURGERS TO SWANS.

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

YOU'VE HIT THE HAZARDS!

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.

IF YOU HANG AROUND, I'LL PAY YOU.
HOW MUCH IS A MONKEY?