BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

SORRY, YOU'RE FROM MANCHESTER. COTTON AND GUNS.

LET ME REMIND YOU.

EEEH! LYNN!

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.

YOU SAY, "SORRY I'M LATE.
I JUST POPPED TO THE TOILET,

- HAVE YOU SEEN IT, IS IT GOOD?
- "DRIVING MISS DAISY" OR "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS"?

- DO YOU WANT THAT KIT KAT?
- NO.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- BOBBY MOORE, I DON'T BLOODY KNOW, DO L?

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

- PHIL WILEY. WE WERE AT SCHOOL TOGETHER.
- YES. YOU WERE IN MY CLASS.

GOD, NO!

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

THAT'S JUST WEIRD.