HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.
I'M STILL DRINKING IT.
HE ENCLOSED A RECEIPT.
I SUBMITTED ODDIE'S RECEIPT FOR TAX PURPOSES.
SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"
FIRST WORD. THE.
RIGHT...MINIBAR.
(BANG)
BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.
IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY
CHEERS.
SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.
I LIKE "GOLDFINGER". THAT BIT
WHERE THE LASER BEAM'S GOING UP HIS JAFFAS.
THANK YOU.
DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!
I AM GOING TO PRESENT A CORPORATE VIDEO
FOR HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS.
WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.
RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.
- HOW'S IT GOING, MR PARTRIDGE?
- YEAH, COOL.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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