- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY

SHE'D LIKE HER ASHES TO BE SCATTERED
IN A MEADOW. THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE WANT.

(ALAN) DON'T WORRY, LYNN, I'LL PLAY IT DOWN.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

- WHY ARE YOU SAYING "STEAL"?
- BECAUSE...

- THAT'S THE WORK SURFACE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
- LYNN, YOUR BAILEY'S.

YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

- IT'S A BIT MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.
- IT'S CALLED "TITSNADE ZOO".

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

THAT IS 182 BOTTLES OF BODY LOTION.

AFTER YOU.
NOT YOU, LYNN. STAY HERE, GET ON THE PHONE.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?