NO, THAT'S NOT WORKING.

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

- SO WE'RE FRIENDS?
- BEST FRIENDS.

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

- SHALL I GO ON FOR YOU?
- LYNN, YOU COULDN'T PRESENT A CAT.

SO WHO ARE YOU?

KING ROAD.

- ANY MESSAGES?
- JUST THE ONE. FROM BILL ODDIE.

IT'S DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SAY SPLIDDING

WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE PASTA IN BOWS?

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS
AND LET'S WATCH THE BEST FILM EVER MADE.

DAN!

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!