THIS IS T'PAU.

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.

(HONKING)

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

ANYWAY, I GOT THE HAMILTON'S JOB.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

REMOVED FROM THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.

IMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE.

- YOU CAN'T.
- YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

THEY'VE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER
TONY'S JOB AS CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR.

I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN
WRAP HIM UP IN BLACK SKIN... #

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.