TONIGHT I WILL TRY SOME OF MY JOKES
AND MAKE BRAVE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN.

THEY'RE CREMATING HIM? GOOD, GOOD.

WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

ON ME. GO ON, LYNN. GO AND GET IT.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

TONY HAYERS.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

I THINK IF WE, UM...

(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

ENYA...AND THE OTHER ONE.
RIPPED UP THE POPE. BALD CHAP.